Sixty pieces for the team to vote on, in three voices. Every design starts from one idea: AI that respects your values, your goals, and your boundaries—with your private context staying with you.
Heavyweight tees designed graphic-first. Each one has a quiet side and a story side, so it works in a hallway and on a stage.
Real pullover construction: hood, drawcords, kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs. Prints are placed where fleece actually takes ink.
Embroidery-scale marks only. No QR codes, no billboard copy—the kind of polo an executive actually wears twice.
One system, five messages. The logo, the promise, and the scan always sit in the same place, so the row reads as one brand from across the aisle.
They build data centers to learn you. Emu learns you where you live. Big Tech is called out by category, never by name, and the cast goes on offense for personal alignment: agents ask, Emu holds the keys, and every grant is for one exact action. Fronts stay small; the story and the scan live on the back.
Small chest hit, full back. Every back is built so the eye travels down the story and stops on a large, centered scan.
A boss fight, a blister pack, a skate session, a padlock, and a heist. The scan is always the in-world call to action: continue, unlock, open the vault, drop in.
The new cast, stitched small. Still no QR codes on polos.
Same banner system as Collection 01, with the bold lines on top.
Parody of famous tech slogans and the tropes every AI agent now ships with: the permission prompt that wants everything forever, the prompt-injection email, the agent with no boss. Emu answers each one with personal alignment: allow once, need-to-know, reports to you. No company is named, and no logo, color, or typeface is borrowed. Have counsel review before anything is printed.
A level-up card, a permission prompt, and a phishing email. Each joke lands on the first read, and the punchline sits right above the scan.
A redacted file, an employee badge, a serif toast, a sponsored answer, and one thrown hammer.
The parody, turned down to a wink. One of them wears a masking token on the back.
Five familiar lines, finished honestly.
Notes for the vendor once the team picks favorites.
Artwork in these mockups is clipped to real print areas. Sizes on each board are measured from the artwork itself and assume an adult L.
Every QR links to https://trinitite.ai with high error correction and a light quiet zone. Keep it at least 1.25 in on apparel and 7 in on banners, and scan-test every sample.
Emu and the pixel type are on a strict grid. Vendors should print from the vector files—never re-draw, smooth, or anti-alias the pixels.
Keep the bottom 6 in clear for retractable hardware. Headline, value line, and scan module stay above that line on every banner.
Collections 02 and 03 put a 3.5–5 in scan at the center of every tee and hoodie back. Fronts stay at 4.5 in wide or less.
Collection 03 names no company and uses no logos, brand colors, or trade dress. Have counsel review every parody piece before ordering samples, plus the data-center pieces (Hoodie 08, Banner 13). Those make no environmental claim; keep it that way.